If, like me, you have practically made a HOBBY of thinking you’re pregnant, you’ll be glad to know you can buy pregnancy tests in bulk, and cheaply. Furthermore, they’ll be mailed to you in discreet plain brown packaging, so that the mail carrier will think you are buying a sex toy nothing of interest.
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Have you pretty much cleared your calendar for today so that you can sit around waiting for Linda to announce her new baby’s name? OMG ME TOO.
I’m feeding my agitation by re-reading my favorite baby name book of all time: The Baby Name Wizard, by Laura Wattenberg. It was published in 2005, […]

I’m a little embarrassed to admit that although I was in a very positive exercise routine before I got pregnant, I pretty much dropped almost everything in my first trimester as soon as the nausea and tiredness made their effects known. I had all these great plans to continue working out once I felt better, […]

Being currently mired in that awkward, interminable stage of pregnancy where your body shape has definitely morphed into an anaconda-swallowing-a-cow shape and yet not quite enough so for it to be obvious you haven’t just been face-down in a bag of Nutter Butters for the last few months (ha ha ha, as IF! Come on, […]