Unless you are watching the old Sesame Street (and I do recommend that as the first strike for sanity rights), you are going to have the stupid Elmo’s World theme song going through your head:

“La la la la! La la la la! Elmo’s World!
La la la la! La la la la! Elmo’s World!
Elmo loves his goldfish! His crayons too!
That’s Elmo’s World!”

Not much MEAT, is there? Luckily, there isn’t any real RHYME, either, which makes it easy to customize:

“La la la la! La la la la! Elizabeth’s World!
La la la la! La la la la! Elizabeth’s World!
She loves her dinosaurs! Her pink purse too!
That’s Elizabeth’s World!”

“La la la la! La la la la! Edward’s World!
La la la la! La la la la! Edward’s World!
He loves his blankie! His crackers too!
That’s Edward’s World!”

“La la la la! La la la la! Mommy’s World!
La la la la! La la la la! Mommy’s World!
She wants her coffee! Her taser too!
That’s Mommy’s World!”

The kids like hearing their own names and favorites in the song, and after you sing a few verses (changing items each time) to their bright little faces, you will barely feel like tasing anyone. —Swistle