From the creator of ExtremePumpkins.com, this fabulous how-to pumpkin carving book includes some of the most awful, digusting, and creeptastically horrible jack-o-lanterns I’ve ever seen. It’s BRILLIANT, and you should buy a copy right this minute so that this Halloween, your house can be the one that makes children cry. And have nightmares. For years […]

As yet another annoying side effect of our ongoing kitchen remodel (likely the fact that our garbage is no longer hidden beneath the sink, but rather sitting aromatically next to the dining room table), we’ve had a major infestation of fruit flies. So infuriating, especially when they light on your sandwich as you’re lifting it […]

BEHOLD: underwear that doesn’t crawl up your ass, create unsightly lines, frump you out with the Granny Panty look, or require constant surreptitious adjustments to maximize comfort. This is the most comfy, best-fitting, least-maintenance-required underwear I’ve ever worn, bar none.
I just bought about 6 pairs of these from Amazon because I love them so […]

If you would like the experience of having the kind of crazily smooth legs that will cause you to paw at your own appendages in lustful appreciation, I heartily recommend the Gilette Fusion razor.
I’ve never understood those commercials for hair removal products that show some poor towel-clad woman painfully slicing open an artery in […]

I have an ongoing problem with getting dust and dirt on my camera lenses, possibly because I tend to shlep my camera around in a totally inappropriate environment riddled with filth and biohazardous materials, ie my purse. That results in a lot of crap showing up in my photos, especially in non-busy areas like stretches […]