Chicken Poop lip balm
I’ve already declared my undying love for the Burt’s Bees, but I have another lip balm recommendation for you: Chicken Poop.
Yes. Chicken. Poop.
Thanks to Kim – whose comment on the Burt’s post sent me straight to the I Love Chicken Poop website and clicking Add to Cart, because who doesn’t want to smear Chicken Poop on their lips? I KNOW I DO – I now have a backup lip balm I love almost as much as Burt’s.
I bought the stuff on a whim because the name is funny and I liked Jamie’s story and I like their pretty pink website, but you know what? Chicken Poop is some damn fine lip balm.
It’s soft and smooth like the Bees, and contains jojoba oil, lavender oil, and sweet orange oil. Rather than the minty whoosh the Bees gives your lips, this is more of an herbal/sweet combo. It doesn’t feel waxy or greasy, it’s moisturizing and lush.
The tube proudly declares that it is “100% pure free range chicken poop lip junk”, although it also includes the killjoy notation that it does not in fact contain any actual poop.
So! If you are like me and you really can’t have too many lip balms, I recommend adding this to your arsenal. It’s a good product, and a nice conversational icebreaker all in one tidy little black-and-white tube (”Is that…chicken poop you’re putting on your mouth?” “Why, yes. Yes it is.”).
Link: I Love Chicken Poop web boutique
Ballpark price: $4.00 for a tube, $18 for a “pile of poop” (five tubes)
Posted: October 23rd, 2006 under Personal care, Personally recommended by Linda.
Comments: 13
Comments
Comment from Swistle
Time: October 23, 2006, 5:21 pm
This is so funny and crazy. Do you feel just a LITTLE like it IS chicken poop, even though you know it’s really not? It’s such a vivid name.
Comment from jonniker
Time: October 23, 2006, 6:43 pm
I never properly thanked you for introducing me to The Bees. It saved my sad little lips during a recent bout with The Herp.
Let’s recap what I’ve bought thanks to Linda:
- The Bees
- The Pants
- Another can of goddamn hair powder, because I’d forgotten how good it can be.
- Almost another wallet, but not yet, but oh, it is POSSIBLE.
Jesus christ.
Comment from April
Time: October 24, 2006, 12:00 pm
Yeah, I tried the Burts Bees after that entry, and I love the stuff. You know what the best part of it is? Is that even in my bottomless purse, I can glance in a find it in a jiffy. That shite is so much easier to find than the black tube of chapstick!!!
Comment from Krista
Time: October 24, 2006, 12:30 pm
Okay, I had to order the Chicken Poop. Because with a name like that, how can you not?
Comment from missbanshee
Time: October 25, 2006, 8:28 am
I have to pick up this…poop. (HEE!) The jojoba oil is key. That stuff is gold, I tell ya.
Comment from Pete
Time: October 25, 2006, 5:04 pm
“If you’ve got chapped lips, put some chicken poop on them and you won’t lick them.”
How could you not buy some with a statement like that? I’ll see how it works for skiing and biking.
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Comment from Frankie Nutsch
Time: December 29, 2006, 11:26 am
I love it!!!
A coworker had a tube of this stuff and I had to go and get my own….now I am hooked!
I work at an ambulatory surgery center and bought my coworkers and most of the doctors a tube for Christmas. Everyone thought it was great!
My mother always threatened to smear chicken poop on my thumb when I was little sucking my thumb. As we got older and loved walking in real chicken poop BAREFOOTED after the chickens had ate mulberries, visitors would be appalled! My mother would just smile and say..”A little Chicken Poop never hurt nobody.” Now, as an adult, those memories came back to me when I saw your lip balm. Funny, funny memories and really, kind of gross.
Comment from DJ
Time: February 20, 2007, 6:20 pm
Hey, i love this product and i took it to school and everybody thought i was crazy for putting chicken poop on my lips but my best friend put some on and said she loves it. One of my treachers smelled it and she gave me a weird look and thought I was also crazy but I don’t care what people say about me I LOVE this product!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment from Zach B
Time: March 2, 2007, 11:01 pm
I Love Chicken Poop. It goes on very smooth and has a nice aroma. It is the best lip balm in my books!
Comment from rmewcxruyf
Time: July 3, 2007, 12:36 pm
Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! xlyywzheclph
Comment from Sue
Time: December 22, 2007, 4:49 pm
Where in Canada can I buy Chicken Poop lip balm? I live in BC and am dying to try it.
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