I don’t bite my fingernails, although I used to as a kid. Instead, I bite the dry skin and cuticles around my fingernails. I know. Self-cannibalism: gross.
A good manicure will prevent that sort of thing, but I don’t do manicures these days. I’m fussy about my toenails being polished and so on, but I can’t […]

The hilarious people at Despair, Inc, have posted a Parody Motivator Generator. I made one using a photo of Riley, because that is just the type of loving mother I am: the kind who mocks her pitiful, woe-ridden child.
So, I’m not sure about the “Webby distractions” category on this website. Random links that I find […]

This made me laugh until I cried, especially the ones that just read “Marmaduke is dying”.

I recently placed my first order with Sierra Trading Post (I got a pair of Cruel Girl capri jeans, which fit AWESOMELY by the way) and my shipment arrived on schedule, I was billed the amount I expected, and now I love this website beyond all reason, because hello: ONLINE OUTLET MALL.
Their “just reduced” section […]

I thought of this topic as I was enjoying the Dead Kennedys during my commute the other morning. Specifically, “Halloween”, which is a great song that is not only vaguely seasonally-appropriate, but also contains the following delightful lyrics:
Why don’t you take your social regulations
And shove ‘em up your ass
You know me, always shoving the social […]